The Financial-Crisis Lit Cheat Sheet (NY Mag)

This is a good metaphor - I just couldn’t think of a worthy caption …

There’s a chance Nate’s gonna move in to the basement. Which would be great. Graberil and I agree. It would be the three billy goats Crowell.

This is me spending $104 in America. Looks fun, no? I don’t even remember it.

Here’s the deal - it’s not the KANSAS CITY Wizards unless they’re in KCMO. Duh.

As KC fumes, WyCo moves ahead on Wizards stadium/Cerner offices

No - wrong - it’s not the Wyandotte County Wizards - it’s not the Nebraska Furniture Mart Wizards - it’s not the Granite City Wizards - it’s not the Cabela’s Wizards - it’s not the NASCAR Wizards. KCMO KCMO KCMO KCMO okay? Oh well darn doesn’t look like that’s happening.

This is effing communist terrorist b.s. I don’t want this to be my life. I don’t want to cruise Cabela Drive in my 1/2 ton on the way to set up installment payments on a 60” flat panel after pounding a pregame “Texas Tonion” at The Longhorn Steakhouse.

It’s those robber baron developers. Steamrolling highways of gold out of other people’s borrowed money and tax payer dollars. Fat Cats! Tax Man! Booo! Booo!

Anyone for a Tonion?

But no more special assessments!

University of Kansas students isolated by the flu

“Spiridigliozzi is tired of the soup and Jell-O, and Perry looks forward to playing Frisbee again.”

All I really want is a big fat wife who buys me slacks - but she’s gotta be 20% or less babyfaceness.

Babyfaceness.

Cankles.

Maria Bartiromo doesn’t know what Medicare is.

Today.

I am a young man. Young men buy cold cuts.

I bought the album - only $12 - anyway I realized there is a lot of other music I would like to purchase and still may - and my car has an excellent stereo.

Chris Matthews could not be more full of nonsense - and then he calls Obama a “brother” - and then he keeps talking and we just want him to stop. 

THREE THINGS. The best things in life, really…